All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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