...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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