The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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