Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
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