Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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