i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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