So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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