only if we run a train.
done.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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