I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
What changed your mind?
Being sober
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Randomize
