The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
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