am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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