I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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