She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i love accidental penises.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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