On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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