everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
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