A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
being pregnant is like rehab
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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