carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
she looked like the before picture.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Randomize
