OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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