idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
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