the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Randomize
