My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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