i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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