it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I lost the right to judge tonight
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