I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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