Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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