did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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