Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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