i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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