I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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