I look better un-naked...
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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