he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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