I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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