Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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