now i know why i became what i already was.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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