508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
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