I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
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