I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
You've changed since you got that strap on
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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