Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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