I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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