I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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