Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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