operation harelip BJ is a go
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
50% drunk capacity currently
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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