Do you still have your period?
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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