dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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