Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
lets start a swedish sibling band together
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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