I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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