I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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