She's JV to your varsity
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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