is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Go christen that room with your naked body.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Randomize