Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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