i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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