As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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