whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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