i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Randomize
