Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
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