Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Randomize
